This is a copy of a letter I sent to Bob of Bob's Furniture:

Dear Bob,

Please stop advertising. Your ad campaign is probably one of the worst I've ever seen. Second only to that guy in the question mark suit throwing money at the camera. I don't possibly understand how your sales can benefit from such a low quality waste of 45 seconds. I and along with most of my co-workers and I'm sure anyone else who watches TV would appreciate it if you put a little more quality and workmanship into your ads. Take a note from the other guys. Their commercials are creative, classy and a bit witty. It shows they took time and effort and didn't just borrow the neighbors VHS camera and a couple of cue cards to make their commercial. Your radio campaign is just as bad. I'm sure you make a fair chunk of change. Spare a little for the advertisement budget eh?

Your Friend,
Darrell

  posted by Darrell @ 11:29 PM