Well, it's over for Ken and Barbie

  posted by Elizabeth @ 8:57 PM

 
I know, its been a while since I posted. Absolutely nothing worth posting has happened in my life until now.

So a couple weeks ago im at work and im walking past this table (I work at bertuccis brick oven pizzeria. Everybody eats when they come to our house.) At this table, there happened to be a handicapped boy, probably about 10 years old or so. So im walkin by,sweepin the floors and the kid looks and me and goes, "HI!" so i replied, "Hi."
"DO YOU LIKE MARIO?" the boy asked me.
"yeah, do you like mario?"
"I LIKE MARIO." he confessed
"Do you like Mario Kart?"
"MARIO KART, YEAH!" he was talking extremely loudly and you could tell he was way too excited to be at an italian restaurant.
"Dou you like Mario Party?" - I had to ask.
"(Screaming) MARIO PARTY!!!!!!!!" he turned to his mother - "MOM! MARIO PARTY!!!!!!!"

I immediately did the only thing i could:
I ran to the back and laughed so hard i cried.

  posted by Anonymous @ 3:57 PM

 
The Signals

Okay girls this post is for you. This post is to tell you what you do to a man, to help you realize what you do to that someone... Guys will know what I'm talking about. For some reason girls have a hard time with this concept. It all boils down to signals. Girls, you give out signals. Everytime you smile, everytime you twirl your hair, everytime you nudge, elbow, hit (playfully) you send a signal. Now there are many different types of signals. There are of course "friend" signals, "more than friend" signals.... and "I want you right now oh baby oh baby" signals... Let's discuss:

"Just Friends" signals can include a cute smile, talking flirtaiously, hugging, maybe even a small tickle or wrestle fight.

"More than friend" signals include, snuggling, holding hands, lap sitting, arms around each other.. things of the boyfriend/girlfriend nature

"I want you oh baby oh baby signals" can include... hardcore make out sessions

Now, girls... you read this and I'm sure you can agree that you give out signals. But you must realize what signal you are giving to whom. For instance you would not want to give a "more than just friends" signal to someone you want just as a "friend". Nor would you want to give a "I want you oh baby, oh baby" signal to someone who is just a "friend".

When a boy recieves one of those signals he associates the girl who gave the signal into one of the three categories discussed. The problem tends to occur when the signal is interpeted wrong and the girl is then lumped into the wrong category. The guy thinks of the girl in a category the girl does not intend to be in. Then emotions run wild, people get confused and hearts get crushed. Therefore to make things easier on us men and you ladies, I urge you girls to use your signals in a more direct, clearer matter. In other words... make up your freakin minds... If you want a stable man, you need stability yourself. Keep that in mind next time your sending out signals.. And boys and girls... if you ever find yourself lumped in the wrong category the best way out is probably discussing with the one who lumped you there. Tell him or her what category you should belong in. This will avoid further confusion and heartache.

That is all for now. Stay tuned for more, and I apologize on the delay for this installment.

  posted by Darrell @ 12:20 PM