I was taking a shower this afternoon and after I get done washing all my parts I tend to just relax and let the warm water run off of me for a bit. As I was enjoying being warm and naked, two things I love but rarely experience at the same time) I started to read the back of my shampoo bottle.

"You know true beauty is more than skin deep. But try telling that to your hair..."

Was the opening sentence to the back of my Finesse shampoo bottle. I had to read it twice more, once to make sure I read it right and again to confirm the stupidity of what it said. I contemplated who would write such a thing. The only thing that came to mind was a hideously ugly insane person. How did I come to this conclusion you ask? Well, let's think about the statement for a moment. You know true beauty is more than skin deep. The only people who would say something like that are ugly... I'll admit maybe some Christians do too but they only say it because they have to. Now someone who tells me I should say that to my hair has got to be insane. I picture anyone who talks to parts of their body or any non-living objects to have a few screws loose.

So I guess Finesse hires insane ugly people to write blurbs for them... People, I think my job search has come to an end!

  posted by Darrell @ 4:53 AM