You know what is such a mystery to me? Those things that you can watch and watch, and watch and they never seem to change or move, but then if you look away and look back you realize it's moved a lot or changed an incredible amount. Take shower soap for example. You always start of with a good healthy size bar. It's never until the soap gets down to that little annoying sliver that you realize how much you've used. Or an analog clock, those are the worst. You could stare at a clock for an hour and not see the minute hand move until you look away and look back... and then realize you just wasted an hour of your life. Crazy how that works. My dad always used to tell me 'a watched pot never boils', usually when he was cooking pasta, and when I was really hungry. The waitresses at work are the same way. They'll ask me how long their food is going to take, and I'll reply 2 minutes... Then they'll sit there and wait and I swear it always takes 2 minutes longer when they're sitting there watching and waiting... so now we're up to around 4 minutes. And they keep watching and waiting... then they'll ask again. And I'll say no, and they still won't go away... This bugs me. And I, my friends have come up with the perfect solution.

You see asking once is okay. Twice, you're pushing it. Now on the Third time I'm really going to be fed up and this is what I'm going to do: I'm going to give you the food wether its cooked or not. I figure if a waitress wants her food that bad, she can just have it. Serve suishi, I don't care. I get paid the same amount wether the food is good or bad.

Anyways, I've kind of drifted from my main point. I don't think I really have one though, I just wanted to write something. Flip it, stick it, cya later bye!


  posted by Darrell @ 2:47 AM