A bright yellow sun slowly rises over the grassy green hill. The sun, with two great big blue eyes and a giant red smile shines triumphantly over the landscape. It's rays fill the pink sky spreading it's joy throughout the picture..

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What could this picture be you ask? Maybe a drawing stuck to a refridgerator done by some third grade girl. Or you could even say that maybe this is the scene painted on the front of every box of rasin bran, minus the two scoops of course. Sadly, this is not the case. My friends, this gay little scene is posted on the back of every Kentucky license plate within the state. It is ridiculously lame. I've seen many license plates in my day, traveling throughout the country side... and everytime I see Kentuckys, I get a little bit frustrated. No man should ever want a sun with a goofy smile on the back of his truck. Or what about the real tough guys, you know the ones with the rusted out tires, the confederate flags and the gun racks... They are cursed with a great big yellow sun smiling at everyone who passes them. Nothing says tough guy like a sun with a smile. I really do feel bad for the Hummers, the Escalades and even the not so manly cars which are tainted with this perversion of a license plate. The only car that fits the description would probably be that new volkswagen bug. A Yellow volkswagen bug...

What makes it worse is one of their state motos. "We're that friendly". Wow, just... wow. You know what I say to all these Kentucky folk. Come to New Hampshire and take a look around, learn a lesson. Have a license plate with a big giant rock that says "Live Free or Die" Now thats a license plate with balls...

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  posted by Darrell @ 2:28 PM