After talking with a few people this week, I'd just like to clear a few things up. Peeing in the shower is perfectly normal. I don't understand why people think its gross or even unsanitary. It's the same thing as going in the toilet, only this time if you dribble on yourself you can clean it up a lot easier. You don't have to worry about that annoying extra drop that trickles down your leg when your zipping back up, and don't even get me started on the dangers of zippers. Also if you're a girl, its pretty much the only time you can actually pee standing up. It all goes to the same place anyways. Plus, who likes getting out of the nice warm shower dripping wet, running to the toilet to go? That can be a safety hazard if you have tiled floors, darn things get slippery when wet. It's so much easier to just let loose in the tub. I mean, people pee in the snow, they pee in alleys... they pee on trees. But hey, you tell someone you pee in the shower and they think your disgusting. Well I say the shower is the best place to pee for the following reasons:

1.) Easy Access - you're already naked, no need to whip anything out, take anything off or worry about those pesky zippers.

2.) Cleanliness - Got some on your leg? No problem, rinse it off. Soap is handy!

3.) Avoid the nagging - No need to take proper aim and no annoying toilet seat to put back down.

If we had to pee in heaven, I'm sure it would be just like the way I pee in the shower. I don't have to worry about a thing, everything just kinda flies freely if you catch my drift. It's nice not having to hold on to anything when you go too, makes it easier multitask. It's also a time saver, You don't have to pee then shower or shower then pee, if you just do it together you can quite possilbly shave a good 45-60 seconds off your in-bathroom time.

My favorite part of peeing in the shower though are the tricks, you can have a blast peeing in the shower. Some of the best tricks include: 'the helicopter', 'the snake' and my personal favorite, 'the pendulum'.

You can't pull any of those off peeing in a regular toilet, believe me, I've tried. With that in mind I encourage everyone of you to at least give it a try sometime this week, see how you like it. Who knows, it could change the way you pee, forever.



  posted by Darrell @ 6:00 PM