Worst Post Ever

This Post has been edited by Darrell: (everything in parentheses)

Ok im new so dont be "jerks" the first time or I just might go crazy, killing everyone i know and there dogs! (what?) My name is Martin, Adam Martin.....your thinkign (did you mean thinking?) lame james bond joke (obviously.) but neh, i use Martin first cause most everyone knows me as Martin, i have blonde hair blue eyes, and im lean and muscular....ok im FAT ok!!! (have a chocolate bar, tubby) rub it in some more! ahh, I went to college with Darrell Martel whom many of u (you) fools know, i only went for a year cause i hated it at johnson, so i played video games, CS etc etc etc, and i slept, food was a must as well. Class however no, it sucked, so i played, slept, ate. I now owe the school $2500 of wasted tiem (time) and not to mention loans of $4,000 so now im doing now (your doing now? hope she's hot.), for a lot less mind u exactly what i payed thousands of dollars to do last year. But i am slowly but surely working to my goal of film maker!...i havent decided if i should dabble in pron or not but hey, all i can say is "it could be fun." well thats my intro, every post from here on out will be funnier than a midget trying to pay for a beer at the long branch. (I dont get it) ok that was lame! l8tr (later?)

Editors note: I officially give Adam Martin the worst post ever award here on Gibbering. And on his first try.. way to go buddy, way to go...

And for all those wanting a piece of this sexy beast:


  posted by Anonymous @ 8:01 PM