I think it's high time some one else makes a post, if only to shut darrell up for a few minutes. So here goes nothin:

So for those of you who don't know I got a new job at bertuccis in the mall, bussing tables. And sure, while being a busser might make my job title interchangable with "Restaurant Bitch", I think it is a vast improvement.

It is common knowledge that before I was working in the free world (AKA "The Mall"), that I worked under the hard ruling dictatorship of the burger king. During this time I noticed a general category that most, if not all of the customers fit into, so in order to benefit yourself in identifying them, heres a list of a few:
-The lady with 6 kids who all want happy meals with chicken mcnuggets
-the old guy who swears he gets this same meal all the time for $2.38
-Really Ugly people
-The redonkulously obese guy who gets a double bacon whopper meal king size fries and a DIET coke
-The drug dealer who's not getting any food, just checking the time cuz his customer was supposed to be there 15 minutes ago
-The very low-budget stoner who heard from some old guy that he could get a meal here for $2.38

  posted by Anonymous @ 1:19 PM