So there is this guy at work named Duguay. He's very loud and yells at me a lot because I don't always do things the way he sees they should be done. Duguay and I have a yell/yell relationship. He yell's at me everytime I burn something and I yell at him everytime he leaves the steamer buzzer on. It goes something like this:

Duguay: YOU MESSED UP THE QUICHE AGAIN! YOU SUCK

ME: It wasn't MY fault, the oven wasnt hot enough!

--Later--

(Steamer buzzer) beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! (its annoying)

Me: DUUUUGUAY!!
Duguay: Ah Shutup!

(we go through that one about 19-20 times a day, occasionally I'll just walk over and shut it off for him because he'll leave it on just to annoy me. It's become such a habit now that I yell duguay! when the buzzer goes off even when he's not at work)

Duguay has been exceptionally cranky latley because he just recently quit smoking. Twenty two days I think he's on now. I give him mad props for that, maybe some of my other friends could try for the same...*evil glare* Anyways, I'll get to the point. Whenever Dougay yells, its a giant man testical powered yell. It comes deep and loud and it carries pretty much through the whole kitchen. Well yesterday it was pretty busy and the waitresses were all pestering the poor guy for their lobster or their darn steamed veggies. And for the first time in my 3 years at newicks I heard Duguay yell like a little girl. I looked up in shock with just the "Was that you?" face on. It was just this little helpless girl scream like "leave me alone" type of whine. It lacked any form of the manly Duguay power that I'm so used to and proud of. He tried to cover it up by doing the same type of scream again and playing it off, but I know that the first one was an authentic girly scream... It's okay Duguay, we all have a little girly scream in us... Youre still the man at newicks in my book buddy.. let it out.....let it out.

  posted by Darrell @ 1:36 PM