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Darrell Martel presents: A great idea in action

Nick and I were talking today during lunch and we further expanded on one of our great ideas. Pictures this if you will. Youre calmly walking down the boardwalk scoping out the babes, your shirts off, you have a nice tan, everything seems to be going your way... until you notice something. You havent attracted any babes yet. You stop and wonder for a moment why your 133 lb muscular phsyique has not somehow magnetically attracted all the nearby girls. As you ponder, you peer across the street only to see some lame guy, thats not nearly as attractive as you, but somehow the chicks are strangely drawn to him. You closely inspect this "stud" (not too closely) and then you spot it, the reason this poor excuse for a man is getting the gals and youre not. Wrapped up around his feet is a leash, with a little puppy running circles around his legs. Then you think to yourself that stupid kid is the smartest kid in the world! He's ugly as sin, yet getting all the girls.... why?? because he has a cute little puppy! You wonder where you can get a puppy just for this one day, so that girls will be strangely drawn to you......where you ask? I'll tell you.

D's doggies. A perfect place to rent a puppy for a long walk on the beach, so that you, the paying customer can become a chick magnet. Our dogs will come complete with awe inspiring tales, like saving timmy from a well or the classic retired dalmation fire dog. Its a simple formula.... girls like cute..... puppies = cute ; girls can not resist the cuteness of the puppy! They'll be all over you the minute you take the dog on the sand. Just remember, we get the girls to you, getting their number, is up to you!

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  posted by Darrell @ 1:29 AM


7/11/2003  
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