"Man I gotta go so bad."
"Hold it, we aren't stopping, Chilohs case of the craps has delayed us enough."
"No man I really gotta go."
"Here I got an empty water bottle, go in that."
"I dont know man... that looks kind of small"
"What? there's no way you could fill this up"
"Well maybe..."
"I think I have an extra one just in case anyways."
"Ok well, here take the wheel"
"Just make sure you aim right, we dont want to end up like Fehl and piss all over the steering wheel."
"Ok ok, just take the wheel"
"Hurry up man, I dont want to get pulled over while your taking a leak or something"
"Just hold on, its hard to get a belt off when youre trying to drive."
"Why do you need to take off your belt? Just unzip and let loose already!"
"Alright, think I got it.... ahhh.....oh.... ....crap, the bottles filling up...uh, D, the bottle's filling up..... I need the other one......quick quick!"
"Shoot, man...... pinch it dude! pinch it!"
"I'm trying, just gimmie the other freakin bottle quick....it's starting to turtle....I'm pissing myself dude hurry!"
"Here! Here!"
"Okay.....um. ..... what do i do with this bottle.....quick man do something"
"Ah! just um........give it to me..."
"No dude ....thats gross"
"Just give it and go dude your pissin yourself!"
"Here!"
"SICK! It's all warm and stuff..... how is the bottle warm....and sticky on the outside dude......you freakin missed."
"Shutup dude i pissed all over myself tryiing to pinch it man. I couldnt help it, it turtled! ...... I freakin smell now, and we have 1 and a half bottles of piss in the car....and my pants are sticky."
"I blame chiloh....at least it didnt helicopter and go all over the steering wheel like fehl."
"...So what should we do with the piss man"
"I got an idea"
"What?"
"Let's pass Fehl, and dump it on him."
"hahahaha!"
"Here."
"Ok, here we go."


Radio 1:
"You guys are freakin jerks, thats disgusting... all over my windshield......come on!"
Radio 2:
...Laughter...

  posted by Darrell @ 4:31 AM