So today my away message was:

If You Could Use One Word To Describe My Life What Would It Be?

My good friend and also my hero matt, left me 27 messages explaining how my life could be described as a toaster:

DGoOdNeWZ (10:18:16 AM): hmm
DGoOdNeWZ (10:18:18 AM): good question
DGoOdNeWZ (10:18:30 AM): toaster
DGoOdNeWZ (10:18:42 AM): i would describe you're life like a toaster....
DGoOdNeWZ (10:18:47 AM): your life even
DGoOdNeWZ (10:19:47 AM): the word that describes your life is toaster.....
DGoOdNeWZ (10:20:13 AM): the deeper meaning behind this I may share with you
DGoOdNeWZ (10:22:20 AM): you see, toasters are loved by many because thay are "good little appliances" now while not standing out tremendously amongst such famed kitchen tools as the Juiceman Juicer or the George Foreman grill their role is indeed important.
DGoOdNeWZ (10:22:24 AM): you see
DGoOdNeWZ (10:23:46 AM): the toaster longs for the bread, ah to have its wheaty softness gently warming in the womb of the toaster
DGoOdNeWZ (10:25:24 AM): the bread is what the toaster needs its what it desires...but as soon as the bread ...who is initially interested in the toaster gets to know the toaster...it begins to feel its misunderstood the toaster...that maybe the toaster isn't what it expected....
DGoOdNeWZ (10:26:00 AM): and so the bread, it leaves....and the toaster is left....alone
DGoOdNeWZ (10:26:04 AM): to grow cold again
DGoOdNeWZ (10:26:23 AM): but remember...
DGoOdNeWZ (10:26:29 AM): when one cooks a piece of toast
DGoOdNeWZ (10:26:35 AM): crumbs fall into the toaster
DGoOdNeWZ (10:26:57 AM): and so...the "bread baggage" mounds up inside the toaster
DGoOdNeWZ (10:27:33 AM): making it heavy ...and constantly reminding that the toaster....though efficient is ultimatly left by the bread
DGoOdNeWZ (10:28:10 AM): ...this angers the toaster...
DGoOdNeWZ (10:28:39 AM): ....the toaster...is pissed and turns up the heat....the next piece of bread doesn't stand a chance...its too hot for the bread to even come close
DGoOdNeWZ (10:28:48 AM): ....what can we learn
DGoOdNeWZ (10:28:52 AM): from all this
DGoOdNeWZ (10:29:12 AM): ......turn down the heat toaster...
DGoOdNeWZ (10:29:20 AM): ok so there..
DGoOdNeWZ (10:29:26 AM): theres your word
DGoOdNeWZ (10:29:29 AM): describing your life

Talk about hitting the nail on the head eh?

  posted by Darrell @ 5:22 PM