OK, so I know its been a while... Like since summer since I posted, but the good news (Or bad , I guess) is that Im not dead.

I welcome myself back with a quick little story:

So at work camp this summer there was this creepy little midget on my crew who followed me everywhere. He was pretty stupid, and addicted to television, and a little bit delusional.

So on the last day of work, we were packing up. My crew leader (Frank Reynolds) threw what was left of his lunch in the garbage, as we were going to eat pizza with the crew down the street. At the end of the day , Jonathon (my stalker)
noticed an apple in the trash bucket, untouched by human hands. He picked it out and began eating it. He then followed me to talk to another crew member, Tom.

Tom and I had been making fun of Jon behind his back all week. So, to lead up to another barage of inside jokes I told jonathon to "Tell tom where u got that apple." "Out of the bucket" he told tom

"The TRASH bucket" I corrected him. "Did u wash it off first?" Tom questioned, to thich the psychotic midget answered "No, I am not hungry."

"...No, Im not hungry?" Tom repeated the statement in amazement at this childs stupidity
"oh, I am!" replied Jon as he took a big bite of the apple.

After work camp, I think jonathon should attempt a camp that doesnt require so much thinking. Like "Special Olympics", for example.


  posted by Anonymous @ 6:11 PM