Sorry I've been away for so long. I was at Dorkfest punching away my life with the click of a mouse and the pitter patter of keys. It's hard to stay focused and up to date on this website when all my friends keep bugging me to go play counter-strike with them or quake 3. It's tough being a dork. A lot tougher then what you people think. Sure it's fun to be cool. But being a dork is a lot more work. Reasons listed:

Life is Hard When Your a Dork because:

1.) You have to stay up to date with the latest video games
2.) You have to work at a crappy smelly job
3.) You always need top of the line computers
4.) You have to drive a car that is broke, breaking down.... or being sold.
5.) Youre constantly on the look out for the sweet nectar that is Mountain Dew.
6.) You have to figure out different ways to get rejected by girls.
7.) y0u n33d t0 l34rN l337 sp34k
8.) You can never go to bed at a reasonable hour
9.) You have to make sure you don't wear any clothes that are "in"
10.) You have to keep a lame website that everyone complains about updated =)

And on that note, Starting next week I will personally update this page with a new blog every Monday and Thursday. That I promise you. (and I'll try not to make it lame) Also for the rest of you members of this page, maybe instead of complaining about how this page is never updated or no good posts ever come out....you could give me a hand? thanks.

  posted by Darrell @ 3:03 AM