On Wendnesday I went to the red sox game. It was quite dissapointing. The sox lost 2-0 and only had 3 hits, 2 which came in the bottm of the 9th. Since the game was pretty boring I decided to do some fan watching and decide to see if I could find some entertainment there. I saw some pretty interesting things. The best was a drunk guy standing up and yelling at the peanut guy to toss him a bag. The peanut guy was a pretty good distance away, probably a good 30 feet. I've seen some pretty good peanut bag tosses in my day and this one was probably the farthest I've seen at fenway. Anyways, the drunk guy kept taunting him,

"Come on let's test out that arm of yours peanut man....!"

...and with that the peanut man let a bag fly. It was perfectly thrown, Pedro himself would've been proud. The drunk guys arms went up to catch it. But this guy had one too many beers I guess and it bounced right off his hands and smacked the pretty cute girl sitting in the row in front of him square in the head. The timing could'nt have been more perfect because she was sipping her beer right as the nuts hit her face. Her head tucked forward from the impact and she knocked her beer with her chin, spilling half of it all over herself.

The drunk guy stood there for a moment.....

".....Error!"

  posted by Darrell @ 8:53 AM