Here's a little story I like to call "How I spent my senior skip day even though I'm only a junior"

It all started when we (Me, my friends chris and Matt and chris' girlfriend Kerri) were on our way to York Maine to go to the beach and meet up with everyone else (Kerris brother Dan and our friends Ryan, Frank, Allison and 2 kids I'd never met before and dont remember their names and I hope to never see one of them again because I hated his guts). We got there (Eventually), played some wiffle ball, football, etc. Then we were gonna go to another beach down the road cuz they had basketball hoops. Well, on our way off of the beach we noticed that a house across the street had a giant stuffed flamingo on their porch (As big as me and dont worry we didnt steal it). So one of my friends (ryan) goes "Someone go over tyhere and we'll take a picture with the flamingo." SO I said" I want a picture with the flamingo."SO he said "Ok - OH! Jay - you should hump the flamingo! It'd be hillarious!" so I said, "ok".
SO I run over the street and notice taht their door is wide open - with the screen door shut. I strike a pose with the flamingo real quick and dash back across the street. On to the next beach, doubled over in laughter.
OK, so wer played some b ball and then I had to get something in my friend chirs' trunk so I got his keys and set them down to change the cds in his cd player and shut the trunk with them locked inside. SO now we had to wait an hour for AAA to get there and finally we leave. Matt was driving because chris' license was suspended and we all went to sleep. 2 hours later I wake up wondering why we're still on the road. "Ive been watching every sign. Nothing has said New Hampshire yet." he told me
"Maybe that's cuz we're not IN new Hampshire" I told him. He argued taht it didn't take 2 hours to get out of Maine, and I then informed him that he had traveled completely through the granite state and we now resided in Massachusetts, and had to loop up through Boston to get home, making a 1 hour drive a 3 hour drive.

Recap: Wake up, go there, have fun,. hump flamingo, have fun, lock keys in trunk, leave, sleep, drive through boston, arrive home.

  posted by Anonymous @ 10:22 AM