I call this little tale "How Much I am Going To Hate Driver's Ed Because My Teacher is Fat and Stupid And Has Crusty Elbows And is Fat."

I should have started a year ago, but we were waiting for me to go through a local christian school, because its cheaper and better, but my dad and step mom want me to be able to drive there myself ASAP, so they enrolled me in Harry's Driving School, also known as "Fat Al's".

Fat Al is the owner and instructor of harry's, he bought the business from harry several years ago. And lety me tell you, Fat All lives up to his name.

Id guess this man weighs about 400 pounds. His arms and elbows are crusty, and Im told when in the car all he does is sit there and pick at his elbows. I only saw his hands last night, whereon there were a number of nasty little white scab-related organisms, returned to my seat and informed a friend of mine that I believed this man's arm had gonnorhea. He has a very deep, loud voice and he talks very slowly, often taking 30 second breaks in the nmiddle of sentnces to breathe.

About 6 questions were asked last night, he answered one of them correctly on the first try. Believe me - I knew what the kids were trying to ask. WHy do teachers never know?

Tonight is night 2 - does anyone know what HTS stands for (Homework question)?

(SIGH) - Im doomed.

  posted by Anonymous @ 10:07 AM