IT'S A BOY!!!!!!!

Yeah. So last night, I was just minding my own business, when I listen to the messages on my answering machine. I got a call from a nearby German hospital, and the lady told me that I need to go in to answer some questions concerning my new baby. I never called back, because the last time I knew, I didn't even have a girlfriend in germany, much less a kid. But apparently, I must be a father now, and accept the responsiblities of one. Although, I don't know who my wife or girlfriend is (except for the one in the US), I don't know where my new kid is, and I don't even know what it's name is. So if anyone has any solutions to my little problem here, please tell me.

  posted by Anonymous @ 2:21 PM