The connection....Have you ever stopped to think about where Santa gets enough money to provide gifts for all the children of the world? (At least all those who celebrate Christmas). Sure, the elves make most of the toys, but they need to purchase the supplies to make all the toys. Not to mention money to pay the elves! I'm sure it gets expensive! ...I think the solution lies in the tooth fairy! That's right, the tooth fairy and Santa are actually the same person! Like Clark Kent and Superman! Think about it, Santa is only needed one day a year..what does he do the rest of the time?? COLLECT TEETH! He buys teeth from children for a very cheap price, leaving a little bit of money under their pillows...Then he sells the teeth to denists at a much higher rate. After all, any kind of dental work is really expensive! It all makes perfect sense!

  posted by Elizabeth @ 8:49 PM