Hey Darrell, remember how I told you that my car could do 120 mph? Well, I was wrong. I'm sorry. It can do a whole lot more than that. I hit 132 mph this afternoon on the autobahn, but I decided I wanted to live to see tommorrow, so I slowed it back down to about 110. Seriously, if that thing had wings on the side, I could get some serious air time. Instead of passing another car, just speed up and fly over it. Yes, I was wearing my seatbelt. And my built in seat heater really does work! Unfortunately, Germany farted quite a few times today, so I couldn't open up my sunroof and feel the nice hurricane winds on my head. Well I have to go watch a few movies tonight, so all of you have a nice night. Okay?

  posted by Anonymous @ 11:47 AM