I have come to the conclusion that girls are the most complicated thing on earth. Black holes, The Arctic lights, and even Nessy of Loch Ness don't compare to the complicity of girls. This week alone I've been confused by a girl at least 50 times. A girl hated me this week, then she wanted my advice about ten minutes later. I don't think she hates me anymore. A guy at work asked this one girl if she would be his girlfriend after talking to her for only 2 minutes, she said yes.

What's up with this? I need a handbook. Isn't there some operating instructions on girls or something? It takes me two days to talk to a girl I like, never mind asking her out after talking to her for two minutes. And when guys hate each other, they HATE each other, girls will forget about it in ten minutes. What am I missing here? And the moment I think I've got it figured out, the very second where it clicks into place and you think you got her figured out, she whips around and says something like "No I didn't say this, but what I meant to say was this, so I hope you don't misunderstand what I said because what I really wanted to say was what I said but it didn't sound like I said it because I didn't know how to say it right"...

...Their all against us.

  posted by Darrell @ 2:13 AM