Today I heard on the news that seasame street laid of 70 of their workers. At first I thought that was horrible but then again if you think about it's pretty darn funny. First of all they probably did it some creative way. They probably took those big letter color magnets and stuck them on people's file cabinets that said 'haha your fired loser' or maybe they hid the message in the cafeteria's alphabet soup. I think the best way to do it would relase a new tickle-me elmo put it on everyone's desk and when they walk in that morning and rub his tummy elmo says. "hehehe your fired" and a pink slip shoots out his mouth. However I feel bad for the poor schmoe's who got laid off. I wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow's paper reads: Big Bird kills 10 in Big Masacre

  posted by Darrell @ 9:39 PM