I work at Newicks, a seafood resturaunt. I cook food for hungry people. Unfortunatley I have to wear linens that will keep me cool and not get my other clothes dirty. Basically it's a white button down t shirt and some black and white pants that look like a checkered flag. Anyways, yesterday I was working and I had to go to the bathroom. Since all the cooks wear linens we are not allowed to go to the same bathroom as the customers do. So we get stuck with a lost abyss of a toilet down in the basement. Well, I went down to let the seas flow and the bathroom was flooded, there was an inch of water on the ground and it smelled like moldy wet socks (kinda like my room) I held my breath and had to angle my self sideways so I didn't step in the water. Now what kind of world are we living in when employees are forced to go pee in unsanitary conditions? This is an outrage. After that horrific experience in the smelly black hole I decided to hold all bodily requests for release until I got home. Isn't it bad for your body if you hold it? Well if something goes wrong with me I'm sueing newicks for 1 million dollars. No one should ever have to go to the bathroom in the conditions that I went through, it was a disgrace. And since I like to have good discussions I'll leave you all with a question...What's your worst bathroom story?

  posted by Darrell @ 12:34 PM