Darrell's speech to masses

It's finally come, graduation. And as I look far beyond the horizon, the real world finally comes into view. Hah, what a bunch of baloney. If I've been living in the "fake" world all my life, then I don't want to go into the real world. I've heard crazy stories about it. I'm fine just where I am. Everyone always tells me "In the real world you can't do that" or "In the real world you have to do such and such." Well boo to all those who say that. From this day forth I am going to live in the fake world. My own supreme economy will overtake this "real world" and then I will be ruler of all. muahahahaha.

P.S. Everyone give a warm congrats to Erin who graduated yesterday.

  posted by Darrell @ 12:47 PM