Why girls are insane reason #506


I love working Mondays because I do a total of 3 hours of work in a 10 hour day. The rest of the time I get to sit around read magazines, watch sportscenter and play poker. On Monday I got extremely bored, my poker buddy was on break and there was nothing on TV so I looked around the place for a magazine. The only thing I found was Glamour. I looked around to make sure the chances of me getting caught reading a girly magazine was slim to none and began to flip through the pages. I came across this article, I forget the title, I think it was something like "Boyfriend afraid to commit" ...I proceeded to read.

So this guy's girlfriend is afraid that he doesn't want to commit to her one day she finds his "black book" and starts flipping through it. Then she asks him if he can interview his ex-girlfriends to see if she can find any "underlying flaws" (exact quote) that she might have over looked...


Alright, I've read the first paragraph and already, I can list a billion things wrong with this article.

To start, the article should be titled "Paranoid girlfriend" instead of "Boyfriend afraid to commit" ... Second, what kind of girl asks to interview ex girlfriends? Insane ones, thats who. Third, "underlying flaws" .....Okay so basically what youre saying is youre going to interview other girls to find a flaw in your boyfriend, so you have an excuse to dump him, since you cant find one yourself. .. you sneaky, sneaky girl... everyday I am more amazed at the complexity of a girl's brain.

If anything, She is the one that is afraid to commit, if she has to sneak around and find his black book, interview all these girls to see why he didn't commit to them. This girls got some serious insecurity problems.

If I ever have a girlfriend again, and she asks me if she can interview all my ex girlfriends, I'd probably dump her on the spot. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm friends with 99% of my ex girlfriends, and I talk to everyone of them on a regular basis, except maybe one who decided never to talk to me again for reasons unknown... Maybe I'd let her interview that one. But thats just like saying "Hey Darrell, I like you, but i'd like to talk to all your ex girlfriends to make sure that I do."

At the end of the article she concluded that it would be best if she just found out for herself if he is ready to commit or if there were any underlying flaws.

HELLO!

Girls hurt my brain.







  posted by Darrell @ 4:24 PM