To lighten things up a little..

I was at Merrimack House of Pizza the other day with Shaun and Scott. I was pretty hungry because well my parents dont like to buy any food anymore... except for all that low carb crap that I certainly dont need. Anyways, I orderd a small pepperoni calzone, then walked over to the coke cooler. I was disappointed because it was of course coke products, which meant no mountain dew or live wire. When there is no mountain dew, I usually go with Cherry coke. Now before sliding the door open to grab the cherry coke there was a big sign written in green letters that said the following:

WARNING: Labels look the same, please look carefully before selecting your drink.

Now I looked at it... and I thought to myself, man how stupid can some people be. It made me sad, that the owner of MHOP had to actually take the time to write out a sign because people kept grabbing the wrong soda. I mean seriously are they too freakin lazy to read the label? Why would you even NEED to put a sign like that up. What a sad sad world we live in. I laughed.

I grabbed my coke... My calzone was done and ready (it was also delicious) Shaun, Scott and I set off for our table. I took a bite out of my pizza opened my coke and took a sip... My face did one of those funny squints.. You know the "this doesnt taste right" kind... I held my soda up, looked at the label.

Vanilla coke.

woops.

  posted by Darrell @ 1:18 PM