Penguins; nature's mystery. Are they white with black feathers or are they black with white feathers? And what's the deal with their love life? They choose life long partners? What do they think they are lobsters? At least lobsters have claws and little spikes. The only thing penguins got going for them is that they look like they're wearing a perma tuxedo. How much would that suck? It's like having one of those tuxedo t-shirts permantley attached to you. I mean sure it's cool the first time you wear it, but after a couple days it just gets old... and wrinkly... and probably smelly. Another thing that bothers me about penguins is that they are proud supporters of bulemia. What kind of example are these penguins setting for our teenage girls? Always binge eating and then throwing up to feed their young. What a disgrace. They think they're so cute and cuddley... I say nuke them. Nuke the penguins! And what about Zebra's... are they white with black stripes or black with white stripes?.... Nuke them too. Stupid confusing zebras. ..


  posted by Darrell @ 3:21 PM