My monthly installment on relationships continutes. Hopefully, if you are following these guides closely you should have a special someone in your life and be happily dating in a healthy relationship. Although I havent had much luck as of late, i am hoping yours has been a bit better. I was trying to decide what to write about for this month's installment, I was thinking maybe the rules of breaking up, (i.e. not doing it over instant messenger) but I figured that was too depressing and I want relationships to last, not to be shorthanded. So this month I bring you the rules and how to's of making out!

The Art:

First of all lets understand that making out is an art. Kissing should be full of caress and tenderness. It's not just sucking face. And like any good art, it takes practice. I'm sure we've all given ourselves hickey's on our arms or made out with our pillows at one point in time, so I'll skip over the many ways of practicing and assume you know the basics.

The Set up:

In order to succesfully get a prime kissing atmosphere, everything needs to be just right. I think the most oppurtune times to make out would be during a rainy night watching a movie together. Now make sure you have picked out a good movie, otherwise it will be a complete waste of time. It can't be something too girly or else she wont want to make out at all and be too entranced by the movie, and It can't be too scary or else the mood will be ruined and she definatley won't want to kiss. So I suggest something like 'Bandits' or 'Extreme ops' or some gay movie that requires no attention at all. Make sure the lights are off or somewhat dimmed and be sure to be sitting up next to her as close as you can without her thinking your about to .....you know.

The Move:

There are many varieties of 'The move'. You could simply just go for it, but thats usually not as fun... I like it to be a process. First things first is getting your arm around her. The yawn and stretch is a classic that never seems to fail. Pillows are usually good to get your arms entangled around her too. There is also the point and distract method of getting your arm around her. This method is pretty weak but usually gets a giggle. Basically you say 'Hey whats that over there' (point to something so she turns around, then slip your arm around her) when she asks what, you simply say oh must've been nothing. Now these are all lame but sweet. The chicks dig the lame attempts, as gay as it seems. Ok now you should have your arm around her watching the lame movie. Now the key is to wait for the perfect time.

Timing is everything:

Waiting for the right time will enhance the experience. And it also wont make it seem like youre in a rush to get it on, girls hate that. So of course you must be patient. Use your brain. moving too fast will cause her to scootch away from you. Moving too slow will cause much uneasiness which we want to avoid. So wait for the oppurtune time. This 'time' usually comes after a bit of flirting and a stare into the eyes. Usually a good tickle fight or pillow fight will lead to this.

The Kiss:

This is what we have been building up to kids. The timing is right, the mood is set... now slowly go in for the kiss. Part your lips a tad to see if she'll accept the tongue, if so go for it, If not give her a peck and see where it goes from there. Now kissing isn't all about the mouth and the tongue. At least one of your hands should be on her face or around her. (No where perveted kids) Also no one likes slobber, take a breath, as exciting as it is you need to stop and regain control of your mouth organs so they dont overflow and drool everywhere. Now what to do and what not to do during the make out session:

Don't:
1.) Shove your tongue down the throat, its kissing not choking
2.) Just open your mouth and expect the other person to do all the work. It takes two to tango
3.) Flop your tongue around like a dead fish, it should be a smooth, gentle process

Do:
1.) Be gentle
2.) Stroke the face or hair
3.) Make sure the parents aren't around

If you have any more questions on making out go ahead and post them in the comments, I'll be glad to answer them. No one likes a bad kisser. Trust me. So take notes put on your game face, and go get some! ........who wouldnt want to make out with a face like this





  posted by Darrell @ 6:50 PM