Last month I proudly introduced you gibberers to the guide on being smooth. Hopefully many of you have been practicing your click winks and your one liners and have since then gotten a girl interested or at least gone out on a date. Now that you've made it this far it is time for step 2.

How to keep the girl.

First, in order to maintain a relationship with the female you must take a leadership role. I can not stress this enough: Guys, You do not want the female to be in control! Once she takes control its all over, your free time, your guy time.... kiss it good bye. So boys, lets try to stay in the lead.

Second, in order to understand girls you must first understand the concept of how much in love with themselves they are. I'm being blatantly honest here, girls love themselves more than pretty much anything. If you want to maintain a nice relationship with a girl throwing in random compliments at random times will get their "self-wheel" spinning. Now the self-wheel is something that starts spinning when a girl begins to talk about herself and wont stop until you drastically change the subject. As long as her self-wheel gets spun every now and again she will stay attached. But To avoid the self-wheel-not-stopping-complex keep your compliments short but sweet and close it off.

"Hey [female name].... wow those are some really cool shoes, they look great on you...so wanna go get something to eat?"

Please note how I closed my compliment off with a change of topic so that I will not get caught in her self wheel. You should adjust this sentence to fit the girl you are pursuing. Insert her name where [Female name] is. Also, the shoe compliment can be substituted with any sort of phsyical attribute that you think deserves a quick note. These quick and sweet little compliments will keep her attached for some time. If you do get caught up in the self-wheel some good fillers are as follows:

Oh really?
Uh huh
I think so too

If vocalized convincingly she'll think your listening.


Finally positive reinforcement is a must. If she does something you like, encourage her by telling her she's a good girl and give her a peck on the cheek.

An example: is after a long day of work you come home and your female has made you a meal or offered a back rub. Kiss her cheek, along with a hug and she will no doubt be encouraged and not only stay with you longer but continue to do the things that are provoked by positive reinforcement.

I know there are some of you who try to swing negative reinforcement, but a nice peck usually goes over a lot better then a swift backhand. I only encourage negative reinforcement if you have "the rules" set in place. Next month I'll bring you the rules. Until then keep on practicing your click winks!


  posted by Darrell @ 12:44 PM