stupid stupid fire alarm that goes off for stupid stupid reasons at stupid 2AM in the morning! so that I have to stumble out into the field and get cold and awake, only to be herded back inside and told to go back to sleep. I hate our stupid fire alarm......must get sleep now....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  posted by Erin @ 2:05 AM

 
Today I went to Joey's house to watch a DVD he had just bought the Mummy Returns and was opening it up you know how those things are shrinked wrapped about 800 times.

Joe: Geez, How many layers of plastic are on this thing!

Darrell: I know man, I wonder how many tree's died making the plastic for that dvd....wait.....where does plastic come from again?

Joe:.........plastic trees?

Darrell: ohhh.

  posted by Darrell @ 12:54 AM

 
In a class I took this summer, we had to write an essay one day about ourselves. Sounds easy? Can anyone, including yourself, really know who you are? For example, how I percive myself is different from how other people precive me. So who is right? I think I am, they think they are. I have a friend at school who thinks that she has a relaxed attitude toward life, but she really doesn't. She is a neat freak, a perfectionist and has a certian way to eat every type of food. So is my perception of her more reliable than her own? If so, than does that mean someone could "know" me better than I "know" myself?


  posted by Elizabeth @ 10:04 PM

 
I'm sure you've all already seen this before, but I find it amusing, so I'm posting it anyway.

Dr. Schambaugh, of the Pennsylvania State University School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for Dec. of 1999. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, “Why do airplanes fly?” on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in Dec. 1999 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: “Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof.” Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyles Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle’s law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
Two options exist:
1.If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2.If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...
Thus, hell is exothermic.


  posted by Erin @ 6:34 PM

 
If it wasn't for spaghetti O's I'd starve.

God Bless You, Chef Boyardee!

  posted by Darrell @ 3:40 PM

 
PROOF THAT GIRLS ARE EVIL by some guy at GCC
First we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money
And, as we all know, “time is money”:
Time = Money
Therefore:
Girls = Money x Money
= (Money)^2
And, because “money is the root of all evil”:
Money = sq. rt. of Evil
Therefore:
Girls = (sq. rt. Evil)^ 2
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil


  posted by Erin @ 11:08 AM

 
SpyDM (10:04:18 PM): poop is calling me brb
Sassy E14 (10:04:46 PM): mmk
SpyDM (10:05:44 PM): ah much better
Sassy E14 (10:06:07 PM): ummm, wait, did u just go to the bathroom or talk on the phone w/ Kristen?
SpyDM (10:07:16 PM): I took a dump why?
SpyDM (10:07:22 PM): ohhh lol

  posted by Darrell @ 10:10 PM

 
This weekend came and went all too fast. The men's retreat was incredible. Just as I predicted, guns and food and disturbing bodily functions. Some of those guys who went up there are hillarious. I wish I could even begin to explain the stories I heard and the funny stuff that went on up there. But all funniness aside it was also inspirational for me. To see these men all have a heart for God and to watch them worship and to listen to them pray really made me think about my life personally. If anyone of you does not know Spencer, please TALK TO THIS MAN, he is truly an example of a person full of the Holy Spirit and willing to do God's will whenever He calls. Also I have to mention one of my best buds Bobby K, He is truly a great man, a great listener, and an extradorniary talker (hehe) He is an example of a true friend. All in all the experience was great it's good to get away from it all sometimes and see the wonders of God's creation. The colors were beautiful up there, it was like somone just threw a can of orange paint on top of the mountains and it leaked down the sides and engulfed the forest. I love my life.

  posted by Darrell @ 8:34 PM

 
Look out Martha Stewart! I am currently in the midst of making homemade bread for the very first time. Right now my kitchen is covered with flour (including the carpeted floor!) and the dough is rising, just like the cookbook said it would! Once my aunt and I made cranberry bread with no sugar! That was a big mistake. Never forget to put sugar in anything involving cranberries! If anyone knows some good recipes let me know!

  posted by Elizabeth @ 2:47 PM

 
Random Thought: If you were a child that had divorced parents and one of your parents was a Christian who married a practicing Jew and the other was a Muslim, then you would have a Sabbath/Holy Day on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday! This, of course, would never happen, but if it did it would be either really annoying for the kid, or a very good excuse for getting out of a lot of things he didn't want to do. Ya, I need to stop spending so much time in my room doing homework...

  posted by Erin @ 2:07 PM